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Blood and Matzah

Who wouldn’t want to be G-d’s favorite?

Shira thought she knew everything and had it all: a comfortable life, loving parents, their unique family business, lifelong friends, the joy of her faith, her synagogue community, the love of G-d. No danger, no hardships, no nagging questions about the “why” of it all. Is that so wrong? What could be missing? Ah, there was no adventure, no lure of the unknown, no romance. This last part was a problem for Shira’s mother, Miriam.

Certainly, there was very little sex. And then along came Avram: charismatic, enigmatical, and definitely the sexiest, most alluring man she had ever encountered. Like the stone in David’s slingshot, she is catapulted along within the great pendulum of time, flung into the past, exposed to the seamier side of death, and thrown into the tawdry, violent underbelly of the undead. All because of Avram and his kind. This chance meeting…or was it chance? Was there a master hand at work, giving new meaning to the expression “blood sacrifice”? G-d help her. Don’t worry; He’s planning on it.

In the current glut of adult, paranormal fiction, “Blood and Matzah” invades your senses like a breath of sardonic air. Appealing not only to the hip, adult market of vampire readers looking for something fresh (read cheeky), this novel will lure in potential victims, I mean readers who would not necessarily pick up a book about Jewish, time-travelling vampires.

Thrusting a proverbial stake through the heart of conventionality, this genre-bending work pulls in thematic elements of Jewish family life, history, politics, religion, science, even the kitchen sink, and shocks the reader with its frankness and edgy, in-your-face, witty style, evoking a knee-jerk reaction with its controversy.

Don’t worry, you don’t have to be Jewish to read it. But it couldn’t hoit. Eh, it’s up to you.

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